i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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