He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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