Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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