I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
