is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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