so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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