Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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