i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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