I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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