i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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