So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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