They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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