I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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