Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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