the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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