ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
