Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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