I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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