Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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