just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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