Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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