i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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