:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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