that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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