I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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