he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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