physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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