I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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