sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I could fuck to npr.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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