Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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