4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I want to stick my p in your. b.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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