Sry I called you an 8
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think your dad took our porno
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
