bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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