Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
you never un-have a 4some
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I have post one night stand depression
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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