garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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