The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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