But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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