talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I touched a dick in church today
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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