his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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