It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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