Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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