Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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