I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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