At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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