Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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