do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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