i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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