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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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