I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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