If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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