Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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