Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
she looked like the before picture.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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