I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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