Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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