Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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