i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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